Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.