I Married A Wonderful Doctor,

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I Was Very Happy - Period.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.