I Know What's Best For

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

Most Of Us Don't Know About Happiness Until It's Over.