Men Don't Get Smarter When

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

Why Do Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well? The Mother.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.