You Have No Idea What

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.