Most Of Us Don't Know

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I Was Very Happy - Period.