If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

Most Of Us Don't Know About Happiness Until It's Over.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.