I Got Some New Underwear

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.