So I'm At The Wailing

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.