They Call Me Good Time

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

I've Learned That You Can't Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They'll Panic And Give In.

You Don't Appreciate A Lot Of Stuff In School Until You Get Older. Little Things Like Being Spanked Every Day By A Middle-aged Woman: Stuff You Pay Good Money For In Later Life.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.