I Figured Out I'm Bisexual.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.