I Don't Mind Growing Old.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.