I Come From A Stupid

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"