How Much Would You Want

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life