This Would Be A Better

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.