I Was Going To Thrash

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.