Why A Four-year-old Child Could

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.