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As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.