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Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

All Geniuses Die Young.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.