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No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.