It Isn't Necessary To Have

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

Time Wounds All Heels.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.