There's A Man Outside With

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.