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My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.