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Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus