My Mother Loved Children -

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.