I'm Not Crazy About Reality,

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

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Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much