I'm Not Crazy About Reality,

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.