Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution,

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?