Background Image

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.

-Dave Attell

Please Wait....
Translating....

Here's A Tip: Never Get

Dave Attell

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.

Views: 42014

Topic

More From Dave Attell

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

Native American

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

My Cousin Had A Baby And I Was Watching Her Breastfeed For A Couple Of Bucks, And I'll Tell You Ladies: It's Amazing.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend But Sometimes I Like To Pretend I Do. I Just Stand In My Apartment Screaming No, That's Not What I Said!

Trending Author

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Category