The Stuff That Made Me

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

You Might Be A Redneck If More Than One Living Relative Is Named After A Southern Civil War General.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.