For Some Reason, Religious Jokes

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.