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I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.