Writer's Block Is A Myth.

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

If You're Worth Over $50m You Should Have To Dress Like That Guy On The Monopoly Box. The Super-rich Shouldn't Get All The Benefits Of Looking Like A Regular Guy.