My Classmates Would Copulate With

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

You Don't Appreciate A Lot Of Stuff In School Until You Get Older. Little Things Like Being Spanked Every Day By A Middle-aged Woman: Stuff You Pay Good Money For In Later Life.

My Dad Always Said, If Someone Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade. Plus That Also Works Wonderfully As A Metaphor.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.