I Like To Play Chess

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

You Don't Appreciate A Lot Of Stuff In School Until You Get Older. Little Things Like Being Spanked Every Day By A Middle-aged Woman: Stuff You Pay Good Money For In Later Life.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.