In Our School You Were

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.