Elvis Is Dead And I

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi