If Love Were Oil, /

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.