If Love Were Oil, /

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.