Let's All Start Walking More

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.