It's Better To Have Died

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.