Spring Time Is The Land

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.