If Soccer Was An American

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.