You Call To A Dog

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.