You Call To A Dog

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.