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Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.