Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.