Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Have Always Grown From My Problems And Challenges, From The Things That Don't Work Out, That's When I've Really Learned.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.