If You Want To Know

Only I Can Change My Life. No One Can Do It For Me.

You Have To Have Faith That There Is A Reason You Go Through Certain Things. I Can't Say I'm Glad To Go Through Pain, But In A Way One Must, In Order To Gain Courage And Really Feel Joy.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.