Giving Birth Is Like Taking

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.

Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A Life Of Their Own.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.