I Think The Hardest Thing

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

I'm Glad I Was Born When I Was. My Time Was The Golden Age Of Variety. If I Were Starting Out Again Now, Maybe Things Would Happen For Me, But It Certainly Would Not Be On A Variety Show With 28 Musicians, 12 Dancers, Two Major Guest Stars, 50 Costumes A Week By Bob Mackie - The Networks Just Wouldn't Spend The Money Today.

You Know, One Wonderful Thing That Came Out Of My Enquirer Experience Is That, In My Case, It Was Ruled Tabloids Are Magazines. Which Means They Didn't Have The Protection That A Newspaper Has.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.