Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

You Know, One Wonderful Thing That Came Out Of My Enquirer Experience Is That, In My Case, It Was Ruled Tabloids Are Magazines. Which Means They Didn't Have The Protection That A Newspaper Has.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

I Always Felt That I Was More Of An Actress Than A - I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul, But That I Was A Comedic Actress.