Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Love The Writing. I Love The Idea Of Typing And Seeing It On The Computer And Printing It Out Myself And, You Know, Moving Sentences Around. I Like That.