Originally, I Came From Texas,

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.