Because Nobody Goes Through Life

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.